THE BIRTH OF THE STOOGES AND THE SCROOGES part 1 ish

There once was a man named mark. He wasn’t the brightest of men but he had a dream. A dream that one day he would find the sacred road to enlightenment…in other words’ finding the fat guy who was happy, Markus was known as fish to his comrades and colleagues for some weird reason. He sure didn’t resemble a fish well at least I didn’t think so.

Fish lived with his family of bajillion actually it was more 20 ish I think, Von, his mum was a proud and hardworking single mother (of an orphanage) because Master Jam’es had left the poor family to do karate sending back stupid remarks and bits of money. With most of the children growing up so quickly many had already gone out to seek their fortunes most had ended up in random places over the world. Many of the aunties who helped Mumma Von had left cause they could get an “EDU-CAT-SHUN” on the other side of the world not that we didn’t provide enough we just lived in a hole.

Anyways one day Markus (fish) decided to go find the road to enfatenment. He went to the orphanage to say his goodbyes. Mumma Von gave him a pair of red shoes. Not high heels cause that’s gay. He got red sneakers. Mumma Von gave Markus a big hug and some food to take on the journey. AND SO Markus set off on the journey ahead.

Soon Markus found himself in a small village, and then a midget appeared. It introduced itself as Tim Kwan also known as TK. He started to do some weird dance and started singing. Markus soon found he was dancing and singing too. All of a sudden all these freaky midgets appeared and started singing and dancing. “Follow the yellow brick road” they all freakishly chanted. TK was screaming his head off and started to lead Mark down some really greenish yellowish road.